Please Don't Tell

Please Don't Tell


Latest Episodes

14. "He's a 10 but..."
June 22, 2022

Please Don’t Tell Industries would formally like to grant every member of our audience permission to have a #pleaseDOtellsummer. That’s right. The temperature is warmer, the shorts are shorter, and the honesty is unabated. Unabated, I say!!! Will there be

13. "Hot WeWork"
June 08, 2022

Please Don't Tell is a podcast. It's a podcast where Sarah and Jackie go through each other's internet search history and ask questions. In this particular episode of this podcast, Sarah applies to work at WeWork for hot people, Jackie googles Alex Trebek

12. The World is Terrible
May 25, 2022

Sooooo remember how in the last episode the bit for the description was pretending the show was "getting serious" even though it wasn't? Well, that didn't age well because we live in hell and this has not been a pleasant few weeks. Let me break this down

11. Marking Medage Untead on Faceboo
April 20, 2022

Please Don't Tell Enterprises dedicates this week's episode to the memory of Josh, Murphy, Zippy, Ippy, Goldie, Bubbles, Potato, Kiwi, and any other pets we've lost along the way. We'd also like to discuss the dangers of poor dental hygiene, cigarette smo

10. Corma Kelley's Search History
April 06, 2022

Good things come to those who wait or must deal with Jackie failing to edit and post an episode in time. Your hosts sincerely apologize, but they have more than made up for it as far as this episode description is concerned. Corma Kelley, one of NYC's mos

9. Katy Perry vs. Some Nuns
March 16, 2022

One of them doesn't know how cameras work. The other can't poop. Together they make a formidable podcasting duo that laughs in the face of danger and doesn't care if Katy Perry files a lawsuit against them for bringing up that time she fought some nuns ov

8. Which Bing Bong Theory Are You?
March 02, 2022

Pssst. Pssst. Hey. Over here. Be quiet. I can't say this too loudly so listen close. Jackie and Sarah may have "wet their beaks" a bit in this episode. They had a little trouble "unbending their elbows" if you know what I mean. They were "three sheets to

7. Kid's Show About Bath Toys
February 16, 2022

Some episode descriptions are pretty difficult, but this one writes itself. Jackie attending the Super Bowl and Sarah hosting her sketch show (we'll let you decide which is cooler) did not prevent them from wringing the world wide web for all it was worth

6. Old Rip (A PDT Valentine's Day Special)
February 02, 2022

What DOES love have to do with it? DO you believe in life after love? Why DON’T you love me anymore? These are only song titles, but thankfully Sarah and Jackie took a minute to answer some real dating questions from their audience. It’s a Valentine's Day

5. Horses & Headlocks
January 19, 2022

Extra, extra, read all about it! A new episode from the most charming duo in the world of podcasting! That may be exaggerating, but bold headlines grab readers, right? Now that we have your attention, here are the cold, hard facts. Sarah disassociates bec