The Lannisters try and get the edge on the Starks (it doesn't work). Khal does some drastic things, Khaleesi isn't so happy. Robb rallies some troops, and Joffery decides to disobey mommy.

We know who did it....and we are not happy about it.

Ned confronts Cersei about her secrets; Jon takes his Night's Watch vows; Drogo promises to lead the Dorthraki to King's Landing

And Oliver is............not the father. Alice makes a puzzling return, and Cinda is named "criminal mastermind".

We know absolutely nothing. This show has broken us.

Murder. Honor. Cunning. We get it all this episode. We get to watch several of our favorite characters step into their roles and become more powerful than they ever were.

Theo has creepily taken Mabel back to his apartment. DETECTIVE WILLIAMS IS BACK. Mabel finally remembers that she did not, in fact, stab Bunny. Oh and there's a city-wide blackout.

Drama, drama, DRAMA! Arya whips some grown men, Robert is fat, The Spider is also fat (and murderer!). Oh and Ned get's impaled.

Sazz is back! Alice is a freaking creep. Jan is way too worked up. Oh and Mabel STABBED someone.

Hey everyone! We've got a long episode for you this time but we promise you it's worth it. We have a lot to talk about, and Rose didn't catch something vital to Ned's future in King's Landing.