I almost throw my beer at a guy at Taco Mac. I get angry at statistics.

I got new pillow, tell you a story about the time I wooed a real-life knight, and have an open and honest discussion about the pitfalls of society. Also, happiness is an illusion.

Kombucha, Dana Carvey, and a murderous old lady walk into a bar... oh also my narcissistic ex is there.