The girls are back from Hawaii! What would seem like a peaceful and relaxing vacation always turns out to be a shit show from beginning to end. Kristen just celebrated a birthday so it's all about her this week!

Kristen has gassy issues. Mary Angela worked at BK, and Cindy doesn't want glass holes. The girls talk about scandalous food secrets. 

Kristen poops live on air, you can barely hear Cindy for once, and Mary Angela learns to not make decisions on a full moon. Cindy and Mary Angela guess if a medical condition is real or fake. 

Another shitty weel has gone by and Kristen thinks she has a bad luck streak going, Cindy has insomnia, and Mary Angela has a new margarita man friend. The girls talk about the grossest/most disgusting facts.  

Mary Angela couldn't stop starring at the finger toes, Cindy wants a donation to have her fat sucked out, and Kristen wonders about male balls. The girls learn how to correctly smile and about weird holidays. 

The full moon was in full effect, Karma is a bitch, and Kristen ate shit. Kristen and Cindy talk about the randomest no so common facts.

This episode is definitely cursed for some reason.. Cindy and Kristen recorded this ep and it ended up in a shit show and this 2nd time around the batteries died and the ending got cut off! Thanks for listening if you listened please give the shit show gi

Kristen comes up with a Disneyland #lifehack, Cindy looks like Shrek's sister, and Mary Angela witnessed an Olive Garden proposal. The girls talk about Hawaiian myths and urban legends. 

Kristen has a rough first week back at work, Mary Angela has the body of a 16 y/o, and Cindy is a stuffed sausage. The girls talk about stereotypical American things.

Kristen has a Universal Studios shit show, Mary Angela and Cindy get lit at the county fair, and the girls give each other call names like from Top Gun (not sponsored). The girls also talk about weird shit they don't teach you in history class.