CINEMA 911

CINEMA 911


Latest Episodes

ALIEN - CINEMA CINEMENTARY
October 07, 2021

Roaring into your ears this week, our first commentary of CINEMA SCARE-LO-WEEN, Ridley Scott's ALIEN. In this episode Jen and Stephen discuss the viewer actually being a character within the movie, cats in space, and differences between versions of the fi

FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009) - CINEMA CINEMENTARY
October 03, 2021

We recorded a commentary for cinema masterpiece FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009), so check it out! In this commentary, Jen and Stephen explore subjects like Michael Bay, subtitle fonts, and the summer heat. We finally learn how CINEMA 911 fits into the Residen

Episode 14 - Standard Building Signage
September 30, 2021

Breaking news all around Emergency City! A major landscape-changing event has occurred, except in the Cinema 911 office where it’s business as usual. Jen tries to explain the meaning of it all, and Stephen tries to explain movie ratings. Take an extended

GODZILLA (1954) - CINEMA CINEMENTARY
September 23, 2021

ROAR. Jen and Stephen watched the original Godzilla, which is currently streaming on HBO Max. In this episode, we discuss the music of the film, the reality of Godzilla, and the accuracy of 1950's paleontology. Being true to ourselves, we attempt (and fai

Episode 13 - The Opposite of Chess
September 16, 2021

This episode starts off with a song & ends with… a burp? Jen & Stephen talk about life and art in a home store in a mall where they can’t seem to get their mail delivered. They also discuss their favorite chess movies, most of which do not actuall

MEAN GIRLS - CINEMA CINEMENTARY
September 09, 2021

We watched Mean Girls. We did a commentary for Mean Girls. Everybody loves Mean Girls. Watch Mean Girls with us. Both of us own the DVD and we know you own a copy too. So watch along with us as we discuss our own high school memories. Stephen talks about

Episode 12 - Buy a Barstool
September 02, 2021

Jen & Stephen try to do some mall math & yet again, it totally checks out. They discuss some different stores in the mall that would be potential good new homes. Jen has a new hairdo, and the two show up in the background of a TV commercial. Jen’s

SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD - CINEMA CINEMENTARY
August 26, 2021

We watched Scott Pilgrim VS The World. It's your favorite movie. Might as well listen to us talk during it, right? In this commentary, Jen and Stephen talk about Canada. I mean, how could we not? Speaking of unavoidable subjects, Stephen talks about his u

Episode 11 - Weird Time in the Second Future
August 19, 2021

Stephen gets a new outfit, and it. is. hot. Jen learns where emails live, and Stephen explains how the microwave in the office works. The two consider which movies they would force themselves to watch once a week for a year, while Jen maps out her couch f

RADIO FREE ALBEMUTH - CINEMA CINEMENTARY
August 12, 2021

We watched cinema masterpiece RADIO FREE ALBEMUTH! Tell us what you think; this is a weird one! We decided to follow up our Philip K. Dick episode with one of his most well-known film adaptations. This was the obvious choice. We observe the film's version