We interrupt your regularly scheduled AHS to bring you a very special byproduct of our own imprisonment...

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We’re finally at 7 wonders time in “Go to Hell,” and believe me, we’re already there. Someone should have told Ryan Murphy that they didn’t have cameras back in 1693, but I guess we’ll suspend our disbelief again. Cordelia learns that the power has been i

Even from this pool we realize we need to “Protect the Coven,” cause these dumb witches ain’t gonna do it. FINALLY we find out what happened to Queenie, and surprise! She’s gotten into S&M. LuLaRoe has clearly not crunched the numbers on all this tort

We now reach the entire reason this season was made. Welcome to “The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks.” So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story! True Horror. Fake Crime. nameles

This episode is just called Head. If you know, you know. Fiona is Laveau team up, which is what this season should have been all along. A melon baller plays a starring role. Spirituals cure racism, which is why there are no racists in America. And the hou

THE SACRED pleaseTAKEusawayfromhere Young witches hang out under overpasses at night for fun. Religion is bad and abusive mothers are a must. Everyone is the new Supreme, and everyone has been brought back from the dead. So brace yourself for another Octo

For the record, NOBODY WHO COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD SEEMS TO BE OKAY! Is LuLaRoe racist or is everyone else? Fiona’s hooking up with a ghost/pedophile/voyeur, and Zoe, Madison, and Kyle are now a thruple. Everyone is making the best decisions possible! So

The Axeman Cometh (GROAN) Ryan Murphy once again clumsily tries to intertwine history with fiction and we meet the Axeman of New Orleans. The witches/Suffragettes of his time were way cooler than our present crew, but surely everything will turn around no

Maybe Burn, Witch. Burn!’s flame can heat up these iceberg hosts. One of LuLaRoe’s daughters is named Borquita!