The Brain Candy Podcast

The Brain Candy Podcast


Latest Episodes

825: Muppet Movie, Clam Diggers, & Bongo Justice
June 27, 2024

Sarah's breakup has gotten dirty, and Susie is livid. Thoughts and prayers to that man. We discuss the Jim Henson Idea Man documentary, the price of changing the world and what you lose if you're ambitious, and how his childhood may have had a hand in his

824: Stingray Scandal, Tony Danza, & Internet in the Wild
June 24, 2024

Sarah is in the "carpentry" era of her single lifestyle, and she's whipping up a coffee table. We learn how to spot overpriced furniture. Sarah is in mourning over the "pregnant" stingray who is mysteriously not pregnant and the aquarium that thought she

823: Green Flags, Zookeepers, & Dance with the Devil
June 20, 2024

Sarah wants to thank all the lesbians and allies for welcoming her back into the fold. She explains why she thinks she's following in her grandma's power lez footsteps. We hear about "green flags" women have when they're dating a guy, and we're disturbed

822: Banksy Museum, What's Your Sign, & Slap Fighting
June 17, 2024

There's a new Banksy museum in New York that has not been approved by the artist, but if he were to sue them he might reveal his closely guarded anonymity, and we are delighted that someone might beat him at his own game. We discuss Kansas City Chiefs' fo

821: Serenity Prayer, Dangerous Energy, & Atomic Priesthood
June 13, 2024

You asked for personal stuff, so we're giving it to you. Hear how Sarah is dealing with the hysterectomy aftermath and accepting she won't bear children. We discuss the idea of a meritocracy and the lottery of life that can make you feel out of control. S

820: Cheese Addiction, Fake Canadians, & Hug Rights
June 10, 2024

We get an update on MouseGate 2024, and hear why Sarah left it "in God's hands." Susie says snakes on an island off of Los Angeles are getting aggressive and are proving Darwin wrong. A woman went to rehab for her cheese addiction, and we hear how much sh

819: Mouse House, Puppy Dog Eyes, & Dinosaur Wings
June 06, 2024

It's an animal-themed episode for better or for WAY worse. Sarah reports on a new dinosaur fossil discovered in silica, which preserved its strange, patchy feathers and scaly skin, but made her wonder why the devil he had teeny tiny arms (that make the t-

818: Ashley Madison, Diss Tracks, & Near Death Experiences
June 03, 2024

Sarah is thriving and we're here for it! She even joined a special club of like-minded people, and it's kind of hilarious, but also awesome. We talk about the Ashley Madison dating site for married people seeking affairs and how the documentary showed the

817: Broken Noses, Hungry Judges, & Handwriting Memories
May 30, 2024

Sarah has big news, and we're so excited for her next chapter. She's growing up, making moves, and being committed. We discuss the Westminster Kennel Dog Show and the amazing dogs and their quirky owners. We learn about the Hungry Judge Effect and how see

816: Furries, Liars, and Not Safe For Work
May 27, 2024

Susie wants to understand the allure of furries. Is this costumed situation kinky or innocuous (just the fur, baby!)? And would you be ok with your college professor doing his lectures in a full costume? We discuss a new Only Fans sensation, Girth Master,