So there I was, listening to an episode of the Director's Club. Jim and Keith Gordon were chatting up unsung 80s movies and they got into "Smooth Talk" and I said "I should see that!" But also, I've been wanting to watch "Lisa". Now, would you believe the

Ol' red car, hoodie guy steals Jason's package. Jules has a problem with getting medication. They discuss Britney and those knives. And some other stuff.

Here it is! The final Longstreet for now! This things prettttttty good. Post-Katrina New Orleans. Insurance adjustors. The vanilla gorilla. Shifty crackhead vibes! Real pretty and cool a lot of the time. Longstreet is great in this, but this is Eddie

Poor Pat Healy gets a job scouting musical acts for a wildly shady group called Great World of Sound that really just preys on dummies with dreams. Him and his new bestie Clarence (Kene Holliday) get sent all over the south by Robert Longstreet, a wonderf

More Longstreet. More Onur Tukel. Everyone probably still has their penis, but lots of people getting knifed by a piggie. Longstreet and all of his friends are having a pig guy murder their wives. They get hot new girlfriends. There's a land deal for so

We got two boys living in the woods with papa. Their mama dead. One of em eats paint. Papa's brother shows up and things go not so good. Never have I been so upset to only have a cool character in a movie for one minute. Robert Longstreet is explosive i

Well, here it is, the 5th Longstreet. Does he have a big part? No. He's a voice on a phone for 30 seconds at the end. Should we have done this one? Was it worth the 15 bucks? Double no.This guy is a baseball player. He's evil. Was he always evil? Is thi

Hey there, why don't you come on down to the creek? Robert Longstreet's here. He's a lawyer.What's it like watch two episodes of Dawson's Creek twenty years after you used to tune in every Tuesday night? It's obviously still a masterpiece, right? Especi

The 4th Robert Longstreet film! While being interviewed for a magazine, the adult version of Sidda (SandraBullock), calls her mother, elderly Vivi (Ellen Burstyn) kind of a sh*tter. After thesituation erupts into an idiotic fallout, the rest of the Ya

Let's pretend you're a handsome guy(maybe you already are. Your grandma probably says so), but you got no pee pee cause of a bad nurse? Whats that life like for you? Do you pretty much just build birdhouses and hang out with your super graphic friend who