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#291 - Let's Taco Bout It
Who doesn’t love tacos? I mean, this juggernaut of Mexican culture easily rivals the hamburger when competing for most delectable item in the food pyramid. And whether you like your fillings grilled,
#290 - Wookies
The brain needs oxygen so the body yawns. And upon rising from the pillow one overcast morn, there was a gurgled effect and a peculiar pitch out of the mouth that seeded my core with suspicion. Oddly,
#289 - Problem Solving is Easy
Ive got a secret for anyone paying attention. So long as youre alive, youre always going to be dealing with complications on some level. Yes, sometimes more than others, but there is no avoiding th
#288 - Father Time Is Undefeated
No matter how well you take care of your body, gravity will eventually pull you back to earth to be reclaimed by the soil. And although very smart people on this planet have developed stunning scienti
#287 - Boogers Are Influential
The finger reaches into the hole. And why not? Although this appendage often sits idle, like an old motor, it is a tool best maintained with regular use. And as the subconscious wanders into aimless
#286 - Urine Love
Discussing urine sounds disgusting. Afterall, what were referring to is liquid waste that is excreted from your body. And its generally yellow. If youve taken your vitamins, that is. But when you r
#285 - Exercise the Demons
Im going to be the voice of reason right now by telling you that you gotta get your cardio in. Thats just how it is. You see, the reason we have bodies at all is because gravity pulls matter toward
#284 - Cursing is Liberating
When venom is coursing through your embroiled veins, it feels good to let out an exultant fuck. In fact, you would be hard pressed to find any single word in the English language so versatile. Call us
#283 - The Purse Purse
Ladies, youve got it all figured out. All Hell could be breaking loose, but so long as youre armed with that imperative satchel that keeps your vitals accessible, youll always be ready for the worl
#282 - Father Time is Undefeated
No matter how well you take care of your body, gravity will eventually pull you back to earth to be reclaimed by the soil. And although very smart people on this planet have developed stunning scienti