Sick and tired of having grapes shot at you all day? Fed up of cheese rolls and barefooted handsome psychopaths? Are you longing for your old life of decadence? A life of seemingly endless and interchangeable social gatherings? A life full of turtle-based snacks and unforgettable anecdotes from the freshest diplomatists that Russia has to offer? Are your hands really massive and red? Do you need a wife? DO YOU WANT A WIFE?!If you answered 'YES!' to any of these questions, we think you're ready for Book 3. "Pop another turtle on the BBQ and fetch my party wig!"///patreon.com/wapin7 - Give us money!tolstoy@wapin7.com - Email us or send us something!wapin7.com/rate