Bill Oakley is a longtime writer for ‘The Simpsons’ and the mastermind behind the show’s much-memed “steamed hams”. He is also the man behind the annual fast-food awards ‘The Steamie Awards’, handing

There are lots of new non-alcoholic cocktails out there that cost right around the same amount as actual liquor . . . and last year during Dry January, their sales went up huge. So why are people buy

A 60-year-old guy in Alabama got arrested for stealing a full set of metal bleachers from a public park. He hooked them to the trunk of his car and dragged them down the street. He made it about a m

Two women in Canada are at war with their three cats, who won't get off the box of their new Vitamix long enough for them to use the blender. So they asked Vitamix to send them some empty boxes . . .

A teacher in Texas has been charged with felony child endangerment after she drove her 13-year-old son to a COVID-19 testing site . . . in the TRUNK. She told health officials she didn't want to catc

A hydrant burst at a ski resort in North Carolina on Friday . . . directly under a chair lift. So multiple skiers were BLASTED with water as they rode above it. Two people were hospitalized. The re

BOB SAGET was found dead in a hotel room in Orlando yesterday. There's no word on the cause of death. Police say there were no signs of foul play or drug use. Bob was in the middle of a standup tou

Covid-sniffing dogs are being used by bands to find traces of the virus in crew members, entourage, and backstage guests. This will (hopefully) prevent them from having to prematurely cancel a tour.

A guy in Minnesota got caught with meth in his pocket, and tried to claim he borrowed the pants from someone else. But cops knew he was lying, because he's 5-foot-11 . . . and the person he said he b

The big science stories this week included BMW's color-changing car at the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas. And a study in Hungary found dogs can be bilingual, and tell the difference between thin