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Patrick & 4orty - The Right Amount of Time to Spend Relaxing Is . . . 42%
August 09, 2022

Studies have found your body and mind NEED you to spend 42% of your time resting. That's about 10 hours a day, including sleep.

Patrick & 4orty - Kanye Celebrated Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson's Breakup
August 09, 2022

Kanye celebrated the breakup of Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson in a now-deleted post. It was a fake newspaper that said, quote, "SketeDavidson dead at age 28." He apparently took it down because i

Patrick & 4orty - A New Study Says Your Brain Is Not Meant to Be Awake After Midnight
August 09, 2022

A new study has found that your brain isn't meant to be awake after midnight, when your biological circadian clock is set to SLEEP. And staying up into the A.M. hours could cause harmful changes in t

Patrick & 4orty - Some Guy Made a Trap to Waste Spammers' Time
August 08, 2022

Some guy is getting back at SPAMMERS by agreeing to work together . . . if they leave their information. But he made it so that the link he gives them will put them in an endless loop WITHOUT accepti

Patrick & 4orty - A Man Used a Fake $100 Bill at a Kid's Lemonade Stand . . . But Internet Is Paying the Kid Back
August 08, 2022

Police in Washington state are looking for a jerk who used a counterfeit $100 bill at a kid's lemonade stand. He also took $85 in change, which was REAL money. But a GoFundMe has raised $11,000 for

Patrick & 4orty - Someone Is Trying to Unload a "Cursed Fridge" That Houses Their "Stepmother's Soul"?
August 08, 2022

Someone posted fliers saying they're offering a FREE fridge, because it's possessed by their dead stepmother and they can't take it anymore. Which is wild . . . but it might be an elaborate prank.

Patrick & 4orty - Four Myths About Beer for International Beer Day
August 05, 2022

It's International Beer Day, so we're busting some beer MYTHS: Drinking a lot of beer doesn't give you a beer belly . . . it's from excess calories in general. Dark beers aren't necessarily stronger

Patrick & 4orty - A Guy Pulled a Gun on a Delivery Driver Over a Pizza He Didn't Order
August 05, 2022

A guy in Upstate New York is facing charges after he pulled a gun on a delivery driver over a pizza he didn't order. It turned out someone else in his family ordered it.

Patrick & 4orty - Someone Turned a High School Gym into a House, and It's Up for Sale
August 05, 2022

Someone near Indianapolis turned an old high school gymnasium into a house, and now it's up for sale. They listed it for $299,000.

Patrick & 4orty - An Inmate Burned a Hole in a Jail Window Using Hemorrhoid Cream
August 04, 2022

This is some MacGyver-level stuff: An inmate in Kansas managed to punch a hole through a reinforced plastic window by smearing it with hemorrhoid cream, and lighting the cream on fire to soften the p