For this week’s Real Short, we watch the combination of the cool chaos of Chopped and the chaotic evil energy of Cutthroat Kitchen: Alton’s Maniacal Baskets.

WE ARE BACK! This week, we cover the show taking over Netflix, Too Hot To Handle season 2. We discuss our favorite (and least favorite) singles, most expensive hookups, and the most meme-worthy moments.

This week, we are the queens of fashion critique. We go over three of Stacey and Clinton’s favorite makeovers on What Not to Wear and give our opinions.

This week, we follow the first group of MTV teen moms during their first season. We discuss deadbeat parents, whether we think Farrah was the bad mom the show tried to make us believe, our take on the Amber/Gary rollercoaster, and more.

After a brief hiatus, we’re back with Bad Girls Club season 4. We discuss passing the psych test, children calling 911, and our favorite bad girls.