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Alec Baldwin, like so many actors, attended many of Donald Trump's parties and stayed at his hotels.But when politics heated up, Alec bit the hand that fed him canapes, and attacked the presidential candidate.Portraying him on Saturday Night Live and hy

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Bob Saget the comedian died alone in an Orlando hotel room after performing standup for two hours.He was found by hotel staff after he failed to check out in the morning.It seems he'd checked out long before then.If only he'd been fucking around with a

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