'Tis the season...for Santa to literally kick some ass! This week we watched Santa with Muscles starring wrestling legend/thespian laughingstock Hulk Hogan. This movie is your traditional Christmas tale of a psychotic, millionaire bodybuilder who gets...

We watched Waterworld starring the man, the myth, the mutant...Kevin Costner. Speaking of Kevin Costner, in this movie he has webbed feet, wears seashell earrings, beats women with oars, throws children overboard AND drinks his own pee. And yet, he's...

This episode brought to you by Goldschlager. Goldschlager: the only alcoholic beverage with real bits of glitter in it. Mmm mmm good. Glitter the movie stars Mariah Carey and features an almost non-existent plot. In fact, our favorite part of this...

We've got a horrible horror movie just in time for Halloween! Lindsay Lohan stars as a sweet, smart, talented, good girl on her way to Yale in the Fall. Or, is she actually a fiery, chain smoking, gives no fucks, down on her luck stripper? Join us as...

We're THRILLED to present Episode 19 - Cell, the brand new "thriller" that went straight to Video on Demand. Imagine a world where everyone turns into zombies when they talk on their cell phones. That's Cell. See, it's sort of a metaphor for how...

Put another shrimp on the barbie cause we've got a bloody bonzer episode for you blokes. This week we watched the 2003 dud Kangaroo Jack, starring several actors you'll probably recognize but wouldn't be able to name! Oh and also Christopher Walken....

Uh oh. Andrew and Ryan drink a box of wine and things get a bit tense. Reminiscent of the time in Episode 6 when Andrew threatened to start his own podcast, only this time it's Ryan who's had enough. But fear not! There are still plenty of laughs...

Wow. Where do we even begin? Jon Voight delivers a truly cringe-worthy performance as a baby-hating villain whose faux-German accent provides plenty of unintended entertainment. There's scene after eye roll-inducing scene where karate-fighting kids...

We're all fired up and the f-bombs are flying because this movie is pure cookie-cutter, copycat, mindless sequel, crap. It's got Bill Pullman. It's got Jeff Goldblum. It's got a Hemsworth brother. It even stars Will Smith's son (in the movie - I ain't...

Meet us at the Crossroads for Episode 14 where we dive into the 2002 "film" starring THE Britney Spears. It's the classic tale of three high school girls who used to be friends, but aren't anymore, spontaneously going on a road trip across the...