Al & Chris are furious that PETA handed out a graphic booklet to children at a California elementary school, in what is clearly a coordinated assault on their emotions. What's even more shocking is that the Los Angeles Unified School District allowed the protest but didn't bother checking what the hate group was handing out.

Listen to what animal lovers Al & Chris have to say - and what Al says he and the book have common if PETA ever gets near one of his kids.