Welcome to Episode 58! Shoot me in the face and serve me up at your wedding, boys!

Today we talk about Facebook scare-moms and their stupid scare tactics, helpful tips on drinking at Applebees and how to party at Walmart, my awful dating history (again, I know. But there's always more to unpack), weird happenings at the grocery store, and more! Listen to find out what fresh hell I'm working through this week! Plus embarrassing moments with mom.

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