FIREWORKS, OWCH or nah?

Happy birthday America! Let’s blow off our responsibilities and our hands!

This week we talk about my personal hell living with my cat and we do a patriotic duet that will make you want to be dead.
Also since it’s the 4th of July I need to complain about strict fireworks laws and share stories submitted on social media, warning of the dangers of playing with fire. ALSO hear a story about how I was PHYSICALLY ATTACKED by a CHURCH CONGREGATION and my theory that I don’t exist because I don’t and none of this is actually happening because I’m not real!

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