The Wayward Irregular

The Wayward Irregular


Long Drives, Failed Stratagem, and the Time I Peed All Over My Car

February 13, 2012

Every night, right before a much deserved period of unconsciousness, I enter the bathroom and perform a ritual—a ritual convincing my wife that my mind has finally snapped. Everyone pees before bed, a quick micturition to get the pipes all clear and kee