Austin gets killed by the local icecream man and get him and Patrick dish out real facts about highway robbery and the solar eclipse. Be sure to subscribe to the podcast on iTunes or where ever you get your podcasts, new episodes every Monday!

A special cross-episode event with Patrick Stuart and Shaq talking about sports and historical injuries that changed the face of the game (and the man). Hold on to your hats, this one is all improv. Be sure to subscribe to the podcast on iTunes or wher...

Murtrude and his dead dog wife explain the complicated Extended Marvel Universe in Murtrude’s Movie Reviews and the new hot segment to be featured in The upcoming Crisis Hour Podcast “Headlines!” and a word from our many fake sponsors of the show.

What happens when AI gets so smart it starts to seduce humans? What do we do with our private parts and them. In the ongoing series “The Crisis Hour” the gang solves the philosophical issue of having sex with robots.

Research experiments results in a sexual porpoise encounter before the main event of 90s video montages of VHS-dating and the classic safety training video “It Only Takes a Second” with commentary by Patrick and Austin

An old man on a walk on a nice day, but life has other plans. In this episode Wiggins becomes a basketball in the NBA, YouTuber’s have a certain way of talking and making a spread sheet of the shirts you’ve worn and when to iron them my be a sign you’r...

The podcast is back up and running after the entire website was hacked and injected porn which, apparently, is still an industry keeping advertisers and movie stores alive. Comedy Central is going the way of The History Channel with their new show “The...

Patrick and Austin tell you exactly how you should live your life, create a new character who reviews movies and another who will answer any question you have about bugs; it’s Doctor Insects! Be sure to subscribe to the UTG on YouTube and iTunes and te...

Patrick and Austin of the UTG bring up the issue of adults and cereal, talking to a girl and failing horribly three times and talk about UTG’s own SlyBoy as he attends IndieCade, an indie video game festival that is so awkward,

This week we talk about music concerts and arguments we’ve had, the orchestra and the worst seat in the house. There’s some poop talk; ok, a lot of poop talk, but it’s all in good fun. We finish off by telling you about the best standing bad-movies ser...