Two Star Podcast

Two Star Podcast


Latest Episodes

Episode 289 – Dan’s Turbo Milk
May 17, 2024

In which our heroes try to find Dan a new career. It turns into a discussion about which MPs he could beat up which should come to the surprise of absolutely nobody.

Episode 288 – Where’s Kate?
May 16, 2024

In which our heroes put forward their theories as to the whereabouts of HRH The Queen Of Our Hearts Princess Katherine Of Wales. Please note that this was recorded at the height of Kategate, when HRH

Episode 287 – Chutney Parcel
May 07, 2024

In which our heroes celebrate the Morphy Richards Mico Microwave Toastie Sandwich Maker and Grill. A smaller and easier method of creating the perfect toastie, the Mico Microwave Toastie Maker is an i

Episode 286 – Hero Dan
March 27, 2024

In which our heroes talk about an incredible toastie maker. Graham has his boiler condemned because of woke, Chris comes back from Cyprus, Adam has an uneventful week and Daniel actually saves an actu

Episode 284 – The Lincoln Paradox
March 26, 2024

In which our heroes discuss the best places to sleep. Graham talks about phonetic alphabets, Adam pulls his floorboards up to check for bodies and Dan has a Kermodian rant about sleeping bags.

Episode 283 – Piss Chat
February 27, 2024

In which our heroes discuss who are tea nations. Graham heats up his knives, Chris suffers two distressing incidents in toilets and Adam has a piss colour chart.

Episode 281 – Gonad The Barbarian
February 27, 2024

In which our heroes rank supermarkets. Adam disposes of a mouses corpse, Chris sets fire to an old man in the gym, Graham pisses everywhere and Daniel isnt really listening.

Episode 280 – David Cameron: The Whole Hog
February 27, 2024

In which our heroes talk about political podcasts. Chris eats plain yoghurt, Graham plans how to sacrifice himself in the event of a zombie apocalypse, Daniel double fists food from the canap table i

Episode 279 – No Wanking And You Die In Your 30s
February 26, 2024

In which our heroes frame Graham for murder. Daniel makes some banana bread like its 2020, Graham remembers an obscure 80s film and Chris has all food ruined for him by some nerds. This one also just

Episode 285 – Dungeons & Dragons & A Surprising Amount of Fucking
January 25, 2024

In which our heroes are halved. Adam waffles for nearly two hours about Baldurs Gate 3 and Dan waffles for nearly two hours about Baldurs Gate 3. Suffice it to say if you havent yet finished the ga