The Two Bobs episode 153 for Monday, April 19, 2021:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Bakken from Homes Brewery. https://www.homesbrewery.com/brewpub-menu
* Robert managed to follow the rules this week and had an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Porter from Center of the Universe. https://cotubrewing.com/beer/oatmeal-cookie-porter/  
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or your Elmo will never be the same.

* We often do things to exact revenge on our spouses but only fools tweet about it. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/petty-things-couples-do-mad-tweets_l_60622e7cc5b65d1c28182a24
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like cauliflower pizza: You’ll settle for it if there’s nothing better but it really just makes you sad. Enjoy!

* Side bar: I promised Robert I wouldn’t copy and paste this week’s show notes after almost forgetting to do them. The bastard texted my wife to remind me!
* This nutjob was arrested four times in less than 24 hours. https://www.wfsb.com/news/woman-in-plainfield-arrested-4-times-in-24-hours/article_17d05a3e-9b83-11eb-b88c-6b1b4847849c.html
* Kellie made Rob eat cat food for dinner so it’s only fitting that we discussed feline-inspired dinner recipes. They’re purrfect. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/fancy-feast-cookbook-humans-inspired-cat-food
* A Rochester Hills home inspector got caught banging an Elmo doll on the job. In his defense, we’re pretty sure Elmo was making sexual advances and he was coerced. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2021/04/07/home-inspector-rochester-hills-elmo-doll/7130718002/
* This guy was caught jerking off in a Publix parking lot. What an idiot! That’s what Walmart parking lots are for! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/popped-at-publix-539420
* A North Carolina man was forced to pay $1.2 million in alimony after cheating on his wife with the ghost of Marilyn Monroe. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-forced-to-pay-1-2m-in-alimony-after-cheating-on-wife-with-ghost-of-marilyn-monroe-using-a-ouija-board/

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