We’re talking dark tales with Inside No. 9, berets in Bonnie & Clyde and Boyle doing Babylon this week, though you’ll be pleased to know there’s not that amount of alliteration in the actual episode.

Toby also wonders whether he could get onto the next series of Bodyshockers by flashing that silly tattoo of Superted he got as a teenager, Alex thinks about learning Flemish to keep up-to-date with the best telly (like newbie Salamander) and Ben ponders the possibility that some of you listen to us while sitting in a treehouse.

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