This week our true crime podcast has the usual roundup, featuring kids smoking dope, brother boning sister and the always popular sex toaster. In the second half we become a serial killer podcast as we travel to Anchorage Alaska, to talk about Alaska’s most prolific serial killer, Robert Hansen.

First up we congratulate Elizabeth from Sweden, the winner of our book give away!

This is what she won, congratulations Elizabeth!

Then our first true crime story is that of the woman killed by the gun donated to the Chicago area thrift store.

Of course this reminds me of our earlier vagina gun story, you can bet Oprah’s packing one.

South Park tried to warn us, when vagina guns are outlawed only Oprah will have a vagina gun.

We discuss men paying to see what happens in the ladies rest room.

What they imagined they would get to see when they shelled out the money.

What they actually got to see.

We have the story of the brother and sister who, after being arrested together, make lemons into lemonade by making out in jail.

It’s easy to make out in jail, the hard part is finding someone of the opposite sex to do it with.

Actual text of Texas law governing incest:

§ 25.02. PROHIBITED SEXUAL CONDUCT. (a) A person commits an offense if the person engages in sexual intercourse or deviate sexual intercourse with another person the actor knows to be, without regard to legitimacy: (1) the actor’s ancestor or descendant by blood or adoption; (2) the actor’s current or former stepchild or stepparent; (3) the actor’s parent’s brother or sister of the whole or half blood; (4) the actor’s brother or sister of the whole or half blood or by adoption; (5) the children of the actor’s brother or sister of the whole or half blood or by adoption; or (6) the son or daughter of the actor’s aunt or uncle of the whole or half blood or by adoption. (b) For purposes of this section: (1) “Deviate sexual intercourse†means any contact between the genitals of one person and the mouth or anus of another person with intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person. (2) “Sexual intercourse†means any penetration of the female sex organ by the male sex organ. (c) An offense under this section is a felony of the third degree, unless the offense is committed under Subsection (a)(6), in which event the offense is a felony of the second degree.

The above law led to tragedy when Woody Allen got drunk and began making out with his wife at a Dallas Cowboys game.

Parents let two year old smoke weed. 

Wal Mart would like you to be aware of their firm anti LSD in the meat policy.

The dolphin, human, LSD, hand job experiment, yes it really did happen.

Man who had sex with pit bull, also what Viola claimed my eyes looked like this morning.

Important note: Viola is nuts and I do not look like this.

We also cover an old man who is rebuffed when trying to have sex with a cow, and must resort to a sheep.

I don’t give a shit if you’re watching or not.

He didn’t realize the key to animal seduction, start out slowly.

Bitches take longer to get interested, give her a kiss first.

Slow seduction will lead to success.

A little romance pays off in the end!

In the second half it’s time for serial killer stories as we discuss Robert Hansen, Alaska’s hunter of prostitutes.

Hansen with non human trophy.

Some of Hansen’s known victims.

The house described by the girl who got away.

Hansen’s trophy room. At least the trophies he could show people.

Arial map that was one of the keys to his conviction.

X marks the spot.

I haven’t seen it, but reviews are not good.

I don’t understand these types of movies, since you know the ending, where is the suspense?

I’ve always wondered if this 1974 book and movie might not have influenced him.

Both the movie and book were released in 1974, hard to believe Hansen did not at least see it.