After 17 long years, the boys are back! And honestly, this one's just for us. Michael reveals a list of his greatest fears, Mike explores the Daniel Day Lewis school of acting, and we all call for a reckoning against the sins of the Mackinac Island Popco.

This week, the boys decide to make Quarantine Art. It goes poorly. Michael demands the Butthole Cut of CATS, Mike meets a really stupid robot. We all waste a lot of time. It's our best yet.

This week the boys flirt dangerously close to being funny. Mike decides it's finally time to make use of his balls, Michael sets the Monstars lineup for Space Jam 2, and we all get ready to kiss that dang Pope. It's our best yet.

This week, it's time for some dang BEE CRIMES. Michael gets all gabagool on some bees. Mike explores the dental fixation of the Furby race and really lays into Ralph Waldo Emerson's lazy ass. We all get mad hype about Love Is Blind. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys pretty much just share travel horror stories. Michael gets ready to ball out of control on a coronavirus cruise, Mike reveals why he doesn't drink on airplanes, and we weigh the many crimes of Honey I Shrunk The Kids 2. It's our best .

The boys are back to form the paramilitary retail sex assistants of Michael's dreams. Mike contemplates life as a bank robber, Michael helps an old man find his Republican Goddess, and we are all really excited to take money to tell you about how much Mi.

This week, the boys cook up a hot new dish of #ChickenOfTheTrees. Mike suggests innovative updates for mascot violence, Michael chugs milk in the Senate, and we all dip our dicks in soy sauce for the clout. Time to get buff with our hot new daddy, Jar Ja.

This week, while you went to law school the boys studied the blade. Mike imparts some airtight legal advice that should absolutely never be followed, Michael gets a noseful of love, and we demand the return of trial by combat to settle all grievances. Bu.

This week is mostly about farts and fart narc robots, and literally no one is sorry about that. Michael visits CES 2020 to hit the Nut Button, Mike fights the Master Poopmind AI, and we all take a stinky steam bath with God. It's our best yet.

This week, it's everyone's favorite time of the year – The Bad Sex in Fiction Awards. Mike introduces some hot new dog math, Michael invites his employer in to get a good whiff, and we all get freaky naughty with some books. It's our best yet.