NASCAR is back, which means we’re back! For at least one more year. Ball’s in your court, NASCAR. Err, anyway, we schmak the offseason news, Jeff Gordon’s impending retirement, the NEW FANTASY HOO-HA at nascar.com – make sure to pick the Fantasy Live, and go to league “TRACK SCHMAK FANTASY HOO-HA” to join in.

Schmak picks for Daytona 500:

Coach: Matt Kenseth

Rob: Jeff “Single tear because I’m retiring” Gordon