THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:
Truckasaurus Rex. The Pied Piper. No Neck Nash. Professor Pockets. Haley Atwell with a Shotgun. That Dumb Moriarty. Zombie Shamwow Guy. The Emotionator. Abe Froman. Blapso the Clown Gone Corporate. Darth Brooks. Bambie As Is. The Tedmonator. Horny Von Cornington. Baby Putin. Nickle with a Talking Beaver.
THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
1. Who would you rather have as your implement of survival?
2. Who would you rather have as the back half of your horse costume?
3. Who would you rather have as your realtor?
4. Who would you rather dive in a bathysphere with?