THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
Jesus Pieces. Punches Malone. Orchids on a poor kid. Fitness Frida. Jay under mouse arrest. Everybody hates Jay. Canine Cam. A military-sized drum of dental tape. Simon Says. Catty caddy cat Kat. The Great Calamari. The Masked Magician. Pin Cushion Perry. Horse in a tube. Chicken Niblets.

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
Who would win at the following lyric from “Lose Yourself” by Eminem?Who would win as a science fair project?Who would win in a fight on a tightrope?Whose garage sale would you rather spend $50 at?