Welcome to The Legend of Retro Theater! Join Chops, Craig_WK, Glitch, and Xander (as well as other all-stars from the community) as they present to you the story of The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past. In the magical land of Hyrule, calamity has befallen the land. A mysterious wizard has been performing strange rituals in the castle tower, and rumors circulate that he’s even deposed the good king of Hyrule. After a young man named Link hears the telepathic summons of Princess Zelda, it’s up to him to rescue her, and obtain the blade of evil’s bane so that he can banish the darkness of the land! We hope you enjoy our dramatic retelling of a video game legend!

CAST:
Chops- Loyal Sage, Lost Old Man, Lumberjack #2
Xander- Narrator, Solider #1, Lumberjack #1
Craig- Prologue/signs, Sahasrahla, Agahnim, Old Woman in Kakariko
Glitch- Link’s Uncle, Aginah, scriptwriter
Danielle- Princess Zelda, Co-scriptwriter
Allison- Woman in Kakariko
Deadite- Bug-Catching Kid
Hovercraft Joe- Solider at Hyrule Castle
LPJ- Bully Guy Kicking Pink Ball
Matrik- Sahasrahla’s Grandson
Player1_Miggy- Solider #2
Sphinx- Pink Ball Guy