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13 – Egg Hoarder

September 24, 2020

“I have a womb; it does not crave.”

In which womb cravings are top of mind and bottom of uterus. Are kids gross? And why aren’t adoption plots more included in media??

Womb Craving References

This is another edition of quarantine podcast recording! WEEEEE Technology fun and games. Gina was MIA for the first 2/3rds of this recording because she had this stupid thing she had to accomplish… Graduating law school or something boring.

We recorded this on Mother’s Day week and we released it Labor Day Month (we’re fun and thematic not on purpose lol). So we began this journey by discussing Mother’s Day and plants, which are vaguely on topic. Just barely on topic. Maisie and Kelly live with their mothers and they had very easy Mother’s Day requests, food and quality time. Sissel is partaking in social distant desert and lawn chairs. Hannah’s mom claimed she didn’t actually want to do anything… Hannah believes her. She is getting her this t-shirt “Nadie Me Ayuda En Esta Casa” which translates roughly to “Nobody helps me in this house.”

Lucy lives far away from her mother so she’ll giver her a call. Honestly mothers just want your presence mostly, or at least ours do. Sissel’s mom just wants her, and her brother to visit her. Her brother is an odd duck. He has all his stuff at her parents house but he doesn’t stay there or sleep there. He lives sort of like his space is a museum, everything perfectly placed and can’t be moved. He’s got potential maybe he’ll get functional one day… he currently owns two BMWs… One he spent his college money on right after high school and one his friend helped him get a good deal on this year… Why does a dysfunctional 24 year old need two BMWs? No one could tell you.

We are talking about wombs, not brothers!

This is a Maisie chosen topic, because she has a lot of them, womb cravings that is. Kelly thinks it’s a spring time thing? Maisie thinks it could be related? Sissel thinks Maisie is a sweet summer child and would get all womb cravingy when summer is just getting started. Plus fertility is spring.

Maisie recently started following this video blog, of this woman who’s about our age, who has a toddler; she also has a facebook friend who’s just had a baby and it feels like the babies are everywhere and the cravings too.

Womb Cravings

/wo͞om/ /ˈkrāviNGs/

that annoying feeling you get when you suddenly think you want children.

If you have a womb you might not get this craving. If you don’t have a womb you might get this craving.

By the way there’s this dope podcast All My Relations which focuses on Native issues in the United States, and there is this great set of episodes Growing New Beginnings & Whole Family Wellness about holistic and indigenous pregnancy wellness. PLEASE LISTEN!!! LEARN THINGS!