“I feel nothing…”

In which Hannah tells all (or really just a little) about herself. What qualities does she look for in a partner? What makes her feel sexy? It’s certainly not oysters. 

Meet Hannah

Quickie References

1. What are things that make Hannah “happy”? (wink wink nudge nudge)

First things first: Someone who didn’t vote for Trump.

Ok, honestly, someone who voted for Hillary. Come at Hannah, internet.

Brief hiatus for trying on Gina’s bra. It’s a shelf bra. Many of us have room for extra scones in the cups if we wear it.

She is very unlikely to actually like someone. It’s like a shooting star!

So she wants someone who is less successful than her, a nice stay-at-home husband. Someone who is driven in their own way, someone who isn’t passive about what they want. And a democrat.

She wants someone who is fit, mostly because she gets anxious about someone dying because they don’t take care of themselves. She also likes a good back, arms, and BUTT. She’s interested in most ethnicities and a moderate age range.

2. Follow up – Long term or nothing?

At this point, if she’s going to be in a relationship with someone, she wants it to have an end goal. She’s not lonely, and she doesn’t feel like she’s missing anything. She has a very fulfilling relationship with her friends (just sobbing over here) and her family. She can find sex or a date in the short term but she’s really not interested in anything short term at this point.

3. What food or drink gets you in the mood?

Aphrodisiacs are hooey, she likes chocolate and strawberries, and oysters are gross. She’s not really interested in food play as part of sex. She thinks a light food would be advisable pre-sex, nothing heavy or gas inducing.

Brief hiatus for discussing gas and E. coli. you’re welcome