Eight endures the incompetence of mortals, explosive Dr. Pepper, and ponders the procreative chances of Mr. Bajingajad. If you are not currently wielding a chainsaw, you can contact us at:

Eight talks about the joys (or unjoys) of microwave popcorn, meditation with a certain rock star, and has another heart to heart with a righteous walking buddy. If you are in desperate need of Taco Bell but don't know the natural signs to find one,...

With Free Bonus Guided Meditation!

Eight explores the urban jungle while learning about bridge art, mounty slander, and stupid dog faces. (May contain sandwich related content. Pickle discretion is advised.) Sandwich Emergency Hotline:  

Have you been feeling stimulated lately? Eight gives you a quickie as he waits in line for the patron saint of customer service and makes sweet music just for you! (Eight is not a professional musician. This music does not constitute musical advice.)...

Bring me their tails!

Eight attempts a podcast before his meds kick in, Talks about prepper channels on youtube, and shares heartwarming stories about Bible School. Unfortunately the meds kicked in before the intricacies of Mounty hopscotch could be discussed, but never...

Are you ready to be fancy? I'm ready to be fancy. Eight experiences the Deli counter in a local supermarket, teaches you how to taste water like a pro, and still hasn't gotten any sleep. Contact us:

A Rant by Eight

I'll give you a hint, it isn't yoga... Updates in the war against squirrels, togas, and other needful information. Contact: feedback@theWardPodcast.com