Every good hero needs a confident, be it a sidekick or like-minded police official. But what about those poor suckers at home that do all the grunt work, make the dinner, fix the ton costumes, but share none of the glory.

So this week we doff our mutual cap to Alfred (and his ilk), so expect a history lesson on this iconic character, a look at his untimely death, and his purpose.

Also, no episode of the podcast would be complete without us going off on pointless tangents, so this week Matt visits a strip club and goes on a date. Things don’t go well.