Butt plug acting lessons, Australian bulldozer driving, a man changes his name to fly, hairy Chinese women, my little pony adult toys, more adult toys, superheroes fighting, man eats a computer, dirty surfers bums, portaloos and the grey army.

Boy Scouts ban water fights, stealing eggs, meth fueled masturbation, more drugs in sport, a sex predator, gay men protecting Sweden, pooing tips, names most likely to cheat, a Chinese dog meat festival, pregnancies amongst gay teens and Kim Jong-Un!

Trips to Phuket & Bahrain, Free Cocaine, Drunken injuries, Man shot by wife, worlds longest tongue, Candles for men, mutant spiders, the Grey Army, Cindy Crawford’s daughter, buses in Wales, The ISIS Hotel, Police & Porn in Baltimore & wolf whistling?

A jockey’s bum, perv loos, a blumpkin, fornication on a moped, an urn, strippers at funerals, the worlds biggest McDonalds burger, Stephen Hawking on Zayn Malik, billionaire marriages, street nookie, a clever fox, baby monitors & a man gives birth.

Oih Oih you gorgeous lot In this weeks show: self pleasure, stuff gets googled, David starts his 30 days without booze challenge, Candy Crush Syndrome, a Kentucky man arrested for drunk riding, Body search groping, Strange places to hide razor blades, an

Self pleasure, 30 days booze free challenge, Candy Crush Syndrome, drunk riding, Body search groping, hiding razor blades, smelly poo, bird rescue, Turkish practical jokes, lunch time liposuction, Dion wants breasts, North Korea, Miami Strippers

Heeeelllooooooo there! Terribly sorry for the late posting of this episode but we've been away in Alaska rescuing beavers from their badly built dams. In this weeks episode: David's been in London, Dion's been in Malaysia, A Chinese serial lover, Madon

A Chinese serial lover, Madonna & Drake, Coachella, The Victoria Secrets girls, waking up in random countries, One Direction, Rory Mcilroy, Kim Kardashian & Kanye West in Armenia, Miley Cyrus, Robotic Chefs, a man with two girlfriends, The Spice Girls,

David’s drunk and naked on his birthday, the crashing Ruble, Vodka prices, impersonating a policeman?, Chinese and Americans, Drunk dialing the police, Taylor Swift, Poo stories, The Arnocops and a drunk driving Alaskan!

Hey ho, mo fo’s! Dion and I are away this week so we recorded this show last week and are releasing it now. This episode is another cheeky bad boy full of very very silly things. David’s drunk doing the show naked on his birthday, the crashing Ruble