Fresh from our recent cruise down the Thames, Bonn returns this week for a chat, and we cover a lot of ground.

Penny gets prickly with Dick Strawbridge's tash, Bonn offends vegans and then tourists, and just why would anyone put Caffeine in hair anyway?

Ever forgot your shopping? And supermarket dildos "Every little helps".

Also Penny describes in detail some trainporn, Bonn defends electric cars and Lee laughs at Electrons.

Oh and we ask do coffins need an Oyster card?