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Tame That Todger!
This one's for the boys! After a show dedicated to tarting up your pussy, the Sluttylemons feel it's time to give the guys, or a certain part of them, the benefit of our wisdom.But first, we have to talk about ex-soap stars Bill Roache and Johnny Briggs a
So Arrest Us Already!
News that campaigner Olly Cromwell is facing jail for using the c-word on Twitter has provoked a perfect storm of outraged cunt-filled tweets. As ever, the Sluttylemons are prepared to break the law on your behalf and strew cunts all over the place. But
Bricks and Hoo Hoos
Samantha Brick thinks she so goooorgeous that other women hate her on sight. If Twitter's anything to go by, she's right. But did Brick deserve the outpouring of hatred her articles unleashed? Or was the whole thing a trolling exercise, designed by the Da
A Short History of the Sex Tape
Tulisa might not be the first sleb to star in a homemade version of Deep Throat, but she's the first to be held up as a feminist icon for putting out a video with her version of events. We SluttyLemons take a look at the case and decide if what Tulisa did
Filthy, Filthy Fan Fic
Topic of the week is '50 Shades of Grey', the e-rotica Kindle sensation that some say is nothing but Twilight-porn with the names changed. Just what is the truth about this saucy bit of S&M? We Sluttylemons bravely strap on our suspenders and investigate.
Rules? What rules?
Our first Rant of the Week! Eve gets very, very cross with people who post boring updates on FB and Twitter Why is it always writers who fall into this particular trap? You'd think we'd be sooo interesting and witty, but no, it's all links to writing site
Between the Sheets
We're all over hot male authors, seeing as it's Valentine's Day (or was when we recorded), no not literally, although Eve did have some trouble peeling herself off this lovely specimen of male gorgeousness. If you want to know who he is, you'll have to li
Big Bad Bestsellers
       How do you know if a book's a bestseller? If you think the answer's because it sells more than all the other books, then you are wrong. Book stores calculate their rankings by numbers sold, but big lists like the New York Time
Curse of the Second Novel
First novels might be hard enough to write, but what about second books? Falling flat on your arse after a sparkling debut is so common you could call it the Curse of the Second Novel (which is why we have a photo of Aleister Crowley trying to hypnotise
Benedict Cumberbatch’s Mouth
No prizes for guessing which is Eve's favorite bit of Benedict and when we've finished drooling over the Sherlock star we ask why Conan Doyle's stories make such a popular subject for adaptation. And while we're on about adaptations, we also talk about t