I've been noticing that the mini-humans are sometimes smarter than the big ones (well, they make more sense, anyway) so we interviewed two of them in an attempt to gain a better understanding of who humans truly are, why they do the things they do, and what they're teaching their children.

Unfortunately, we walked away feeling more confused than we did when we arrived. I'm not sure what it is exactly that we learned during the whole ordeal, but I do know this:

A.) kids do not like Donald Trump

2.) the younger they are, the more they hate him

D.) kids really do say the darnedest things - especially when they're talking to fairies, and especially when they're talking to S.B. and me, and especially when their names are Platform 9 & 3/Alex and O'Charlie.

In this episode, the four of us discuss:

* fractions
* Harry Potter
* hashtag + pound = McDonald's breakfast
* Donald Trump's intelligence
* intelligence in general
* what the child things would do if they were POTUS
* bringing Obamacare back (at the request of the 9 year old)
* fox sounds
* bat sounds
* legendary Pokémon who screech
* puberty
* where your anus is
* leprechauns
* dry shampoo
* having a bad day
* playing adult games
* Camelot
* explosive diarrhea
* Xavier's men
* what parents say to their kids the most
* kids saying "bad words"
* Vines
* knock-knock jokes
* goat sex

...and for our segment, we play "What's on My Butt?"