I found a fairy who's been in the human world for 10 years now, and her name is Hillary Skank.
She stopped by "the studio" (my bedroom) to be our very first in-house guest and share her wisdom with us.

That wisdom, as it turns out, is limited entirely to cats and Star Trek: The Next Generation.

And how tf do you pass on an interview with that?

Therefore, in this episode, we did discuss the following subjects, which are listed in a sort-of-halfway-non-particular order:

* loving cats
* hating cats
* cats are dicks
* no they're not
* yes they are
* and btw yes they are
* humans worshipping false gods (cats)
* trans species/species fluidity
* being eaten by your pets when you die
* how clean cat/dog mouths actually are
* cats putting their asses in your face
* "pungent scent glands"
* my (Sandy's) fairy sweat
* my good-smelling shoulder
* me becoming a perfume
* sweat studies and collections
* Star Trek TNG (also the Enterprise, Voyager, and Deep Space Nine)
* comparing and assigning each of the characters from Star Trek TNG to specific cat breeds
* Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Commander William Riker, Data the Robot Android (but not like the phone), Counselor Deanna Troi, Lieutenant Worf, Dr. Beverly Crusher, Wesley Crusher, Geordi LaForge, and Tasha Yar
* sphynx cats,Siamese cats, Himalayan cats, calico cats, Maine coon cats, Cornish rex cats, orange tabby cats, cat roadkill, and Russian blue cats
* grey vs blue
* Shower Thoughts: cats edition
* thanks be to reddit
* cats and grammar correction
* what cats do when you're gone
* Dogs vs cats
* are Catholics actually addicted to cats
* cat birth control
* bird/dinosaur hunters
* vibrating cats
* Beethoven (both of them)
* butterfly wing repair
* Reading Rainbow
* goat sex

Will Hillary Skank choose goat sex over having a bad reputation? Find out on episode 02 of There's Something About Fairy. {Read this again in the voice of that one dude who does announcer and/or movie trailer voices [if you weren't already (Also, why weren't you??)].}

In the meantime, we've added some Star Trek TNG character/cat comparison photos to our website for your viewing pleasure. Engage.

And one more for the road: