This is not a drill! The Spice Girls are going on tour. It’s election day and Melanie and Michael share their voting experience. There is a candle that smells like a former vice president. There are groups on Facebook of people who do nothing but ring shame people. Michael gets blasted on social media and it was all because of an echo dot. Melanie wants to buy a 4 foot wine glass from Costco. Did Uncle Jesse from Full House make a baby with himself? This episode is brought to you by smartandsexy.com. To find your new favorite bra and get 30% off your first purchase use the promo code: MELANIE at checkout.