Karli thinks length is overrated. Hopefully by the end you'll agree too. First up we hit major breaking news of the week, namely the newly dis-Kinected Xbox Ones along with some changes to Xbox Gold subscriptions. We talk a little bit about new game announcements, and how some human beings are the scum of the universe and deserves to have their nails pulled out. The duo didn't play anything new, so the second segment is a bit of a bust, sorry to say. Stick around for the third segment though where we try to warn developers to keep it short lest they lose their audience to boredom.