The Second Annual Jerk Store Oscars Special takes a look at the makeup of the Academy and judges them like a bunch of jerks. Birdman, Boyhood, The Imitation Game, Whiplash, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Selma, Interstellar, Only Lovers Left Alive, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ralph Fiennes and Steve Carell are all placed on the table and the guys dissect them…. kind of like a bunch of jerks. Also: What songs are you embarrassed to enjoy listening to?

Episode Retraction: Orlando Jones represented 7 Up, not Sprite.