Well, look at that. We're at our 61st episode already. That's no small feat, given that I'm starting to rack up mortal enemies. Take the film office for a certain southwestern metropolis, for example. I hear that someone over there considers me formidable, or, at least, enough of a threat to shut out my sources down there. I feel so important!

This week's co-host is Friend o' the Show Clint Wells, who, for reasons yet unclear, has decided to play the Kim Kardashian Hollywood mobile game until he either reaches A-list status or spends all his money. Thinking of picking up the game yourself? Be warned. It's addictive. And not necessarily in a good way. Let Clint fill you in.

Also!

• In celebration of The Expendables 3: How to hire your own real-life expendable, for less than seven figures
• How much Vin Diesel likely earned for his three-word part in Guardians of the Galaxy
• How the media seemed to know in advance that Lauren Bacall was preparing to shed her very hot mortal coil
• And yet another installment of my new segment, Things I Learned From Watching The Strain!