Hello there, Balonely Ones! You're looking nice! Maybe not you in the sweat pants. No judgments, sir, but one can try to make an effort. Welcome to another exploration of the barren wastelands of singles life. In this episode, we delve ever deeper into the black hole which is OkCupid. Much like an actual black hole, we feel ourselves approaching an event horizon, where we will be reduced to a singularity. Also, we conduct initial research into local speed dating programs, some of which turn out to be Attorneys  at Law. Get comfy. Get tissues. Get in the sandwich.