Joey Burtoft's Podcast

Joey Burtoft's Podcast


EP #94 | "The Youth of Today" | Nobody's Listening

March 23, 2021

#NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

We talk about being child now. Is it easier or more difficult to be a kid now than it was in the 1960's? No it's easy now. Fortunately now children have the freedom to choose their own sexual identity, mad respect and sympathy to the trans people born in the 50's who had to keep their entire being under wrap for a lifetime. It's so easy to be alive now. The only trouble we have is the plight of being advertised to.

We talk about Don Vito style pranks, and the sins of our past stupidity. We come to the clear conclusion that Zach desperately needs therapy or Prozac to break him out the cycle compulsively checking info wars. We talk about how weak the news has been lately. We are completely done talking about viruses, and we need some hot stuff to gossip about other than Lizzo and Scott Baio.

Is it virtuous to dwell on tragedy? Nah, probably not. Pick the tragedies you want to care about and watch dancing with the stars for the rest of the week. Turn off your news and get squeaky!

Tell us why you don't like Instagram and why you removed it from your phone and why it always draws you back. We want to know. Please talk to us.

We discuss why we believe everyone who claims to have been abducted by aliens always has a probing story. It makes no sense, or does it make all the sense in the world? Which is more ridiculous believing in aliens, religion, or ghosts?