The Absurd Podcast

The Absurd Podcast


Latest Episodes

The Case of the 35 Year Old Bearded Racist Lesbian Homophobic Woman
April 08, 2020

On this new rant-tastic episode, Sir Chase discusses stupid Coronavirus laws, the fall of Bernie "The Commie Zombie" Sanders, reasons The Shield sucks, and a very angry and strange person he recently met.  Oh...and the days are beautiful. Check out Knigh.

It Comes From China
March 27, 2020

Sir Chase is back to rant about quarantine, weed hoarders, weird white people sports, and trespassing cats. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for writing, art, and The Church of Boobism. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out TeePublic or Thre.

Coronavirus 2020 Doo Doo Doo Doo
March 17, 2020

Sir Chase rants about Coronavirus, socialists, and St. Patrick's Day. Then he dives into how confusing offended people are and provides tips on how to recognize girl farts. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out TeePublic for merch. Check out .

Sir Chase and the Foot Long Turd
March 05, 2020

Sir Chase discusses his daughter's obsession with arm bumps and notorious friend-pooper Blippi. Then he rants about art commissions, Walmart shoppers, and a recent turd masterpiece. Lastly, he tells you how much he can't stand Elizabeth Warren and tells .

My Daughter Identifies as a Dog Monkey
February 19, 2020

This new episode actually works! Sir Chase talks computer problems and training for a marathon.  Then he rants about a recent online purchase and his wife poking his face to test her new iPhone.  Finally, he discusses a new development in his daughter's .

The Episode About Death
February 06, 2020

Sir Chase discusses the deaths of Kobe Bryant, Terry Jones, and his dog Ash. Then he discusses a prison dream and rants about "normalizing" breastfeeding.  Finally, he discusses weird celebrity quotes and the Troll Lady. Check out Knight Watch Publishing.

The Case of the Sleepy Boner
January 21, 2020

Sir Chase talks the Oscars, weird movie experiences, Gwyneth Paltrow's stinky vagina, and sleepy boners. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for writing, art, and the Church of Boobism. Check out Threadless for merch. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books.

The Spider Nightmare
December 31, 2019

Sir Chase rants about cardboard after Christmas, Michelle Wolfe's voice, and being racist against spiders.  Then he discusses marriage sex and why the Amazon Fire TV Cube is the worst invention since the Holocaust.  Finally, he talks about illogical stud.

Eating Gushers is like Hosting a Bukkake for your Tastebuds
December 16, 2019

Sir Chase rants about fake "be aware" posts on the internet, sensitive anti-vaxxers, predator teachers, and his apocalyptic hopes for Black Friday.  Oh, and Gushers.  Sweet, gushy Gushers. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for art, writing, and The Churc.

In This Simulation, Everyone is Named Crouton
November 23, 2019

Sir Chase rants about California's security, pot smokers, and in-the-way people named Karen at obstacle races.