The ABC's of Whatever

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Episode 83: Off The Rails
March 09, 2014

Chris and Bill set out to do a show, but Connie derails it before they even get started! Roxy the Dog: should she stay or should she go? Why isn't upskirt photography illegal? How much should you give as a graduation gift? How much nonsense can Bill take?

Episode 82: Bill's So Awesome!!!
March 02, 2014

So let's be honest: Bill spends the whole show today telling everyone how great he is. Except when he talks about not being charitable. The Program Director (surprisingly) agrees with him, He IS awesome! Chris, not so much. Curt needs a LifeAlert, we have

Episode 81: There's A Dog In My Garage
February 23, 2014

The boys are back and there's an extra member to Bill's family, hopefully not for long. Chris is thinking about race relations, Leno's out and Fallon is in but is Kimmel now king? Andy's going to Chicago, Curt has News Done Right, Collin Moultin is today'

Episode 80: Paul O'Flaherty
February 16, 2014

Bill goes one-on-one with Paul O'Flaherty, the host of Nothing Serious Podcast. Paul is a "Level 7" atheist (you gotta listen to find out what that means!), a great podcast host, a jovial Irishman, a new Dad, and a thoughtful guy. Bill tries to get to the

Episode 79: In The Weeds
February 09, 2014

It's been a while since we've had audio gremlins, but they get to us today, there's a bad reverby type sound to Bill's voice. But the content was too good to let this episode get away! Andy and Bill discuss marijuana, addiction, morality, and enjoying a b

Episode 78: Big Mac Road Rage
February 02, 2014

Today's episode is brought to you by theabcsofwhatever.com's Amazon link! And we discuss road rage, relations in Flushing between McDonald's and the Korean community there, restaurant folk work too much, and how to not get arrested. Also, there's installm

Encore Presentation- Episode 26: Don't Eat A Bullet.Get A Jeep! Plus My Cellular Bromance
January 26, 2014

Sure, it's MOSTLY a rerun, but you gotta check out My Cellular Bromance, a new feature starring Chris and Bill! And thank you to our listeners, who made January our best Amazon month ever!

Episode 77: Lots of C's
January 19, 2014

Have we ever done a show with 5 of us on the line? We do in Episode 77! Curt's learning about jailbait, Bill makes a personal announcement, Chris has a game for the gang, Connie is zeroing in on the Big 4-0, Andy is his own mechanic, and we make our Death

Episode 76: Stress Test
January 12, 2014

Chris and Bill get together for today's show, and they take a stress test. Who would you guess has more stress in their life, Bill, Chris...or YOU??? Plus there are orange Buddhists everywhere, Bill can't BroHug, Chris is worried about Chris Christie, and

Episode 75: Somebody Got Squished
January 05, 2014

It's not funny so don't laugh, somebody really did get squished. Plus we meet Tanner, Chris' C-Spot comes from a true story, the boys can't be funny when separated, Curt has News Done Right, and some other junk. Oh, yeah, Happy New Years, too.