Kickers of Elves

Kickers of Elves


Latest Episodes

Second Sight (DS9 S2E09)
October 01, 2020

This DS9 episode could have used a second pass... Glen gives the podcast a second pass and has to mention Kanye, Colm with John Huston, and ... Dune? What starts with a great father/son scene about that time Picard blew up Ben Sisko's wife devolves into .

Necessary Evil (DS9 S2E08)
September 05, 2020

Terok Nor? More like Terok NOIRE! How did Odo go from doing the “Cardassian Neck Trick” in parlours to being a constable on board a Bajoran space station? A flashback episode will answer that. Kira is pretty great. We spend a lot of this episode gushing .

Status Reporting: Giving Glen the Business
August 14, 2020

Meanwhile, over at Can't Picardly Wait

Booger Convention?
August 06, 2020

Here's just a smidge from the latest content at https://patreon.com/kickersofelves Go ahead and ignore if you're mad at the lack of Trek.    Here's that WaPo Article

Kickers of Elves bonus: This is Not My Star Trek Podcast!
July 28, 2020

Another teaser where these jerks don't even talk Star Trek.James and Hugh talk about The Punisher's computer guy, America's Chernobyl, and mostly Richard Power's The Overstory.   Want more of these conversations? All the juicy personal drama is over behi.

The Rules of Acquisition (DS9 S2E07)
July 21, 2020

Title track!   24th Century Buttslap!  Hugh looks back on this episode and provides some Mark Singer Facts at the end. Does this Deep Space Nine episode live up to the hype? Maybe not. There are a lot of rules in this episode, and we get the first mentio.

Melora (DS9 S2E06)
June 18, 2020

More like "Meh, Lora", huh?  Wade Looks back on this episode and tries not to embarrass himself. DS9's resident pickup artist, Julian Bashir "falls in love" and has some zero g space sex. We really lay into Julian in this one. We debate some more alien p.

Cardassians (DS9 S2E05)
June 10, 2020

  Whilst Julian and Garak flirt at the replimat, a Cardassian boy boards DS9, bites Garak, and sets off a story wherein we actually start to appreciate the character of Julian Bashir. Not nearly as much as we enjoy Garak or Dukat, however. Race issues! D.

Invasive Procedures (DS9 S2E04)
June 02, 2020

This week Hugh has some Invasive Procedure facts we left out from the original version.    A trill episode! Deep Space Nine has been evacuated, but for completely different reasons than last episode! Jon Glover is a mediocre trill, but he wants a slug of.

The Siege (DS9 S2E03)
May 17, 2020

Star Trek goes Star Wars? Blasphemy! What is Wade even going on about at the end of this? But this is an action packed episode where Kira and Dax fly a small X-wing sized ship, and encounter a muppet spider - someone found it at a yard sale (really). Lot.