The Morning Dump

The Morning Dump


Latest Episodes

Bacon On Tap
October 17, 2016

Floodwaters from Hurricane Matthew are still rising, but the worst is yet to come.

Copycat Pooper
October 14, 2016

There’s nothing more criminally stupid than leaving evidence at the scene of the crime – especially when it’s your own poop.

The Goose Lawyer
October 13, 2016

It turns out America’s greatest threat isn’t climate change, ISIS or even a Donald Trump presidency. It’s Canadian goose poop.

Uber For Poop
July 29, 2016

I rant about Apple earnings, Verizon buying Yahoo, Twitter’s ad problem, and a pooper scooper app. Apple’s sales fall across iPhone, iPad, and Mac Why Verizon is buying Yahoo for $4.8 billion Twitter’s new video ad actually explains what it’s for Twitt...

Uber For Poop
July 29, 2016

I rant about Apple earnings, Verizon buying Yahoo, Twitter's ad problem, and a pooper scooper app. Enjoy the show? Help support it via: Patreon - Direct listener support means no ad reads & more shit jokes. Don't be a cheap fuck. Contribute for...

Poop Moat
July 20, 2016

I rant about Twitter bans and a clever way one man is thwarting Pokemon Go players. Enjoy the show? Help support it via: Patreon – Direct listener support means no ad reads & more shit jokes. Don’t be a cheap fuck. Contribute for as little

Poop Moat
July 20, 2016

I rant about Twitter bans and a clever way one man is thwarting Pokemon Go players. Enjoy the show? Help support it via: Patreon - Direct listener support means no ad reads & more shit jokes. Don't be a cheap fuck. Contribute for as little as $1...

Poopemon Go
July 12, 2016

I rant about Pokemon Go, Amazon Prime Day, Tronc’s plan to produce 2000+ videos a day, and a seagull drone that drops sunscreen on kids. Enjoy the show? Help support it via: Patreon – Direct listener support means no ad reads & more shit j

Poopemon Go
July 12, 2016

I rant about Pokemon Go, Amazon Prime Day, Tronc's plan to produce 2000+ videos a day, and a seagull drone that drops sunscreen on kids. Enjoy the show? Help support it via: Patreon - Direct listener support means no ad reads & more shit jokes....

Swipe For Ugly Money
July 08, 2016

I rant about Snapchat Memories, Facebook working on an open-source cellular network, Yahoo’s horrible deal with Mozilla, Bumble’s business networking app, and the fecal habits of unborn babies. Enjoy the show? Help support it via: Patreon &#82