Qs eye-candy status is jeopardized when John the sexy lawyer visits TESD Town.

An ant is on the run, Godzilla minus zero, SI goes belly-up, trains.

Git em gets the boot, Jewish tunnels, airplane snafus, Maribeth turns 30, Walt and Frank5 go to Detroit.

New year & Christmas recap, Q & Bry rethink their wave runner dreams, AI death calculator, book binding dreams.

Sage acts the fool, Q is impressed by his nephew, someone meets Q online, how much to get peed on?

Whats old? Blue October, Kiss, and Zombie concerts. What if Bry returned from the dead?

Thanksgiving, Black Friday blind item, Walt gives up on Git em, JTHG is named mvp.

Q does LA, thanksgiving facts, Git em surveils Walt, secrets to living to 100, Airport Plaza fecal follies.

Qs webcam fetish, Robert the Doll part 2, Q faces a moral quandary, problems at Disney, TESD award categories.

The yarn lady dominates Hazlet plaza, Bry falls prey to superstition, Halloween costume snafu, a new Staten Island park. Intro drum fill by Australian Ant Elijah Pogrund