Two champions. One wears a black suit because he’s sad and good at night punching. The other one IS a black suit who gets mad and is good at night biting. Batman & Venom. They’re both amazing huggers, truly at the top of their game, and now they face off for the ultimate prize. Who’s gonna win? We dunno, so you tell us who you think it should be. What’s the prize? Good question. It’s nothing.

PLUS! Ashton Kutcher’s trick breathing, a Mel Gibson side-hug, how 9/11 changed the Steamiverse forever, and Joey Mad gets a hot foot! Woah! Don’t forget – write to your local representatives if you think alien symbiotes should be susceptible to the penance stare.